WE WOULD ACTUALLY BE DEAD.
Things we could have had if OUAT was on HBO/Starz/Showtime
- SEASON TWO HATE SEX
- They would have fucked on the beanstalk
- Emma would have been alone in the cell and they would have fucked
- THEY WOULD HAVE HAD HATE SEX IN NEW YORK
- Then there would have been feelsie sex on the Jolly Roger in the Season 2 finale.
- SEASON THREE ANGSTY SEX
- Angsty sex in Neverland.
- Feelsie forest sex.
- HURT/COMFORT SEX AFTER THE ECHO CAVERN
- One night standish sex in NYC
- HATE SEX AGAIN WHEN SHE THINKS HE’S DOUBLE CROSSING THEM.
- ROMANTIC SEX IN THE PAST.
- SEASON FOUR ROMANCE SEX
- Warm-you-up sex after the ice wall.
- MUST-KEEP-QUIET HALLWAY SEX AFTER THE DATE.
- GRACIOUS CUNNINGLUS AND BLOWJOBS
- ALL THE SEX AND SEXY CUDDLES ALL THE TIME