morgenstern-cullen:

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«W-who are you?»

«Who are you?»

«Killian Jones. Are you lost?»

«Am I… I think the lost one here is you.»

You wouldn’t be wrong, lass. «Where are we? We are not in Ireland anymore, right?»

«Ir-Ireland? Where’s this place?»

«W-where is Ireland? Are you mad?»

«Of course not! We are not in Wonderland here!»

Wonderland? «Wonderland?! I’m sorry, but who are you?»

«Princess Emma of Misthaven.»

A princess? «Misthaven? Where the bloody hell is Misthaven? Europe? America?»

«But the Enchanted Forest, of course!»

Bloody hell.