If Looks Could Kill 1/25

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Summary:

Emma Swan is a dedicated FBI agent getting over a bad breakup. When she and her
partner, Ruby Lucas, are forced to go undercover as contestants on a reality show, Emma
is forced to try and win the affections of Killian Jones, a man she despises.

Killian Jones is a lost boy. Having recently been nicknamed the ‘Bad Boy of Boston,’ he’s
been living up to his moniker using women and rum to avoid dealing with his dark past.
When he’s forced to take the lead in a reality show, he encounters a gorgeous blonde who
turns his world upside down.

 Miss Congeniality meets The Bachelor

Rated: M for language, violence, and smut.

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The network had been after him for years to participate in one of their highest ranked reality
shows and Killian Jones was at his wits end with the constant begging and pleading. It didn’t help
that his manager, Regina Mills, was as cutthroat as they come, insisting that it would be good for
his image, regardless of how he felt about the idea.

His reputation had taken a beating in the newspapers. His once squeaky-clean image had been
sullied, his heart shattered, and his self-loathing at an all time high. He had fallen head first into the
rum, then straight into the eye of a destructive hurricane, sleeping with groupies, trashing hotel
rooms, and starting bar fights.

Regina was sick of it, and insistent that he do something about it, but he refused. The first time she
presented him with the idea, he laughed at her incredulously, brushing off the idea as a joke. The
second time he told her he wasn’t interested in buying the cow when the women were happily
leaving gallons of free milk at his front door, his words dripping with innuendo. The third time she
mentioned it, Killian threw her out of his penthouse.

He followed suit not long after leaving to join his best mates at a bar down the street from his
place.

The Rusty Anchor wasn’t exactly a place that a man would go to find a lady of substance, but
then again Killian Jones wasn’t looking for anything more than a one night stand, and Boston
was full of cheap thrills. When he walked into the bar, his eyes immediately scanned the room
searching for his next conquest. His plan consisted of one or two obligatory drinks with Robin
Locksley and Will Scarlett for Robin’s birthday, and then he would steal away for the night with
his latest plunder.

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do you ever sit back and reminisce about the old captain swan days? like sometimes i just think back to season three and the day the promo for good form came out and the captain swan fandom LOST IT. like truly lost it like never before. because that was the moment our little crack ship turned the tide and had canon potential. and then we actually got the episode. and then their relationship blossomed and we got a full two episode time traveling adventure of our faves finally coming to terms with their affection for each other. we got “you traded your ship for me? aye” I MEAN THATS A MOMENT I’M GOING TO TELL MY GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT. and then from that moment on it was pure captain swan bliss. i mean sure we had our hearts ripped out a million times (quite literally for some of our faves) but in the end we endured and had so many pure moments. we got hugs, and kisses, and PANCAKES, and engagements (plural!!) and A WEDDING, and now a bABY. we truly shipped the best ship of all time.

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