It All Went Downhill From Here

effulgentcolors:

25 Days Christmas Romance Challenge || Day 21

Character A is pretending to be their friend’s lover for the sake of the friend’s family. Character B is said friend’s sibling.

(header by the incredibly sweet and talented @katie-dub)

It All Went Downhill From Here; ~ 2, 000 words; FF.NET || AO3

She watches
Killian Jones storm out of his own house and wonders when exactly this whole
weekend went so horribly wrong. A few instances come to mind.

Possible It-all-went-downhill-from-here moment
#1

She bumps
into him and almost covers his shirt in mulled wine. She has not been hanging around the kitchen’s
doorway, with its fake-as-can-be mistletoe, scotched-taped by someone, who, if
Emma has to guess, was operating with one hand. She is not that smitten, thank
you very much. But the fact remains that when she looks up and it is Killian
who almost got a first degree burn as a Christmas present, Emma doesn’t rush
off.

She
hesitates. She lingers. Probably seeming distracted to everyone else and
completely obvious to herself. She waits and waits and starts wondering if she
should storm off in a huff or just grab him by the lapels and snog him
senseless, as his brother would put it.

Killian’s
chuckle is only a little forced and he scratches behind his ear for just a
second and then makes the decision for her. He takes her hand and lifts it to
his lips. She barely feels the brush of his mouth but his breath is warm and
heavy on her skin and Emma swears a proper kiss would’ve been less sensual. She
certainly hasn’t had one she enjoyed as much as this.

///

No, as nice
as it is to relive that one, she should go further back.

Possible It-all-went-downhill-from-here moment
#2

She almost
missed it, busy as she is with staring at Killian Jones catching every popcorn
Robin’s kid throws at him. With his mouth.

There are
certain things that should not be attractive and acting like a 5-year-old, in
the company of an actual 5-year-old, should be one of them. But when Killian
catches her staring and grins proudly (he did catch every single one), she
quickly averts her eyes. And that’s when she sees it.

Elsa is
most definitely not gonna make the top of that tree, no matter how much she
frowns and huffs at it. Emma laughs quietly at her for using her people tactics
on a dead plant and is just about to go save said plant from being toppled over
when she sees Liam comes up behind her roommate. She sees Elsa jump when his
hands come to rest on her hips and almost hears her indignant yelp when he
lifts her up without much preamble.

Emma wants
to laugh again but then she catches Killian’s frown that melts into concern
when he meets her eyes and all she wants is to scream in frustration.

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Saving Christmas

effulgentcolors:

25 Days Christmas Romance Challenge || Day 18

Character A and Character B have to save Christmas.

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(header by the incredibly sweet and talented @katie-dub)

Saving Christmas; ~ 4, 800 words; FF.NET || AO3

“Emma
Swan?”

“Who’s
asking?”

“Oh, my
apologies. This is Killian. Killian Jones. David’s friend? We met at Robin and
Regina’s Halloween party a couple of months ago?”

Emma
could’ve stopped him after his name. Honestly she could’ve stopped him after
the ‘apologies’. She doesn’t know that many people who talk like that. Meaning
she knows one. David’s friend. David’s very attractive, very suave, very
good-looking-in-leather-pants, friend. Killian. Killian Jones.

But she
lets him ramble on for two reasons.

First, from
what she gathered at said Halloween party, Killian Jones’s ego could benefit
from thinking there existed a woman who crossed his path, shook hands with him,
did rum shots with him and was not, for weeks after, plagued by his stupid blue
eyes and his even stupider smirk and the ghost of his warm hand at the small of
her back and his hot whisper in her ear, running a hilarious commentary with
the true (or so he said) facts of the stories David was telling about his year
abroad.

Second,
Emma is not that woman. But he doesn’t need to know that.

“Oh,
Killian,” she says finally and tries not to let her grin at his sigh of relief
slip into her voice. “Hey. Don’t remember giving you my number.”

“That would
be because you didn’t. I swiped it from David’s phone,” he says with very
little guilt in his tone.

“Oookay.
And why did you go to all that trouble?”

“Because I
need you to help me save Christmas.”

Emma
laughs. And then laughs some more. And then snorts and wipes at the moisture in
her eyes. And then she plops down on the couch with another little laugh for
good measure.

“I’m sorry,
I thought you said you need help saving Christmas.”

“I did.”

He doesn’t
sound annoyed with her per say but he sure sounds impatient and ready to get
down to business. The Christmas saving business. The business Emma is sorely
unqualified for.

“Listen, Jones.
I don’t know what you’re talking about but you’ve definitely come to the wrong
person.”

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Captain Swan Fic Recs: Holiday 2016

once-uponacaptain:

Here’s this not so little thing I’ve created that consists of Captain Swan fanfic recommendations for the major fall/winter holidays: Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years, with stories listed by holiday. I know many of you love holiday stories just as much as I do, so hopefully you’ll find something you like here! Also, since it’s early in the year and new fics will be posted over the next few months, I’ll be updating this periodically as the holidays roll around. Please let me know if there are any errors with fic links or author usernames, and feel free to continue sending me suggestions to include in the next update! (PSA this fandom desperately needs more Thanksgiving-related stories.)  

Last update: 10-24-16

Halloween:

Monster Mash by @killians-dimples

A Reason by @boyfriendhook

Happy Hanunting by @always-a-slut-for-pirates

Quite the Team by blakeycake

Halloween With a Pirate by @runawayswan

Glow Sticks by @emmaswanchoosesyou

Something In the Wind by @captainswanismyendgame

Costumes by @owlways-and-forever

1-2 Crush On You by @allrightfine

Boo by @captain–kitten

“Not a Chance in h-…Swan? What is that?” by @gusenitsaa

Love at First Fight by @startswithhope

Extra Caramel, Please by @killians-dimples

Things That Go Bump by @brooke-to-broch

Pumpkin Spice Latte by @bucklesomeswashswan

Happy Halloween by @clotpolesandswans

Wardrobe Malfunction by @phiralovesloki

Untitled by @i-know-how-you-kiss

Captain Swan + Scary Movies by @lizzyc807shipscaptainswan

Ghosts and Ghouls by @xerxesrises

One Hell of a Lover by @oubliette14

Thanksgiving:

With Enough Butter, Anything Is Possible by @initiala

Thanksgiving Drabble by @saramck

That’s What Girlfriends Do by @ltb16

Pay It Forward (Chapter 2) by @acrobat-elle

Unto the Breach by @captain–kitten

Untitled by @killians-dimples

Friendsgiving by @ltb16

Christmas:

The Cancelled Flight by @nowforruin

I’ll Be Home for Christmas (You Can Plan On Me) by @imhookedonaswan

The Best Christmas Dinner by @ripplestitchskein

If I Miss My Chance, I Didn’t Even Try by @belovedcreation

Career Opportunities (In the Christmas Season) by @allrightfine

Like Real People Do by @cutieodonoghue

Let Your Heart Be Light by @once-uponacaptain (shameless self promo)

Seven Swans-a-Swimming by @initiala

Sugar and Spice by @nothandlingit

It’s For You by @the-captains-ayebrows

You Can Plan On Me by @killians-dimples

Bar Nights & Christmas Lights by @nowforruin

Home for Christmas by @startswithhope

Can You Feel It Right Now? by @cutieodonoghue

Never Hurts by @laschatzi 

Home For Christmas (Home Forever) by @xhookswenchx

December Dreaming by @belovedcreation

The Christmas List by @xkristinaaann

I’m Dreaming of a Warm Christmas by @imhookedonaswan

And None for Emma Swan by @lexisclassy

All I Want for Christmas by @blakeycake 

Seven Swans-a-Swimming by @julietsemophase

Let Your Heart Be Light by @nothandlingit

Santa’s Little Helper by @ooshka-babooshka

Underneath the Mistletoe by @xhookswenchx

Midnight Clear by @amiserablelove 

Hey, Santa by @killians-dimples

All I Want For Christmas Is…  by @lovethatshit 

The Invitation by @kat2609

In My Dreams, I’m Christmasing With You by @captainmeerkat

I Really Can’t Stay (Baby, it’s Cold Outside) by @this-too-too-sullied-flesh

Working Our Way Home by @iswearoncolinodonoghue

I’ve Come Undone (The Sweater Fic) by @mryddinwilt

Sleep in Heavenly Peace by @mediumsizedfountain

Tis the Season for Love by @cutieodonoghue

Do I Wanna Know? by @bashful-killian

The Pirate’s Christmas Bounty by @jscoutfinch

Time of Miracles…Or Something Like That  by @the-lady-of-misthaven

Merry Not Christmas by @oubliette14

Do You See What I See? by @msgenevieve447

Merry Belated Christmas by @euphoric-melancholyy

It Wasn’t Fake For Me by @i-was-never-nothing

Frolic and Play, the Eskimo Way by @killians-dimples

Gifts, Large and Small by @acrobat-elle

Hope Smiles From the Threshold by @alchemistc

All I Want for Christmas by @kat2609

My Only Wish by @therealkillianjones 

Claws Out  by @lifeinahole27

New Years:

The Strike of Midnight In Storybrooke by @piratesprincess85

What Are You Doing New Years Eve (New Years Eve) by @killians-dimples

New Years Eve by @tnlph

Snowed In at the Airport on NYE by @this-too-too-sullied-flesh

City Chic by @phiralovesloki

The Year Ends (The World Begins) by @dancingbeetle

Resolution by @justanotherwannabeclassic

New Year’s by @timelessinstorybrooke

What Are You Doing New Years? by @reaperwriter 

New Year’s Eve by @oldyellowbug

I’m a Survivor, Darling by @dragon_of_winterfell